ant infestation

it started when i return from thailand at arnd 9th July (if i werent mistaken). Out of nowhere, suddenly 2 different "gang" of ants "colonised" my room. At first there were only like... a few foraging the area, but as time goes by, more and more are spotted. Today, i got the final straw, i was eating those sushi from Edo, and i was reading some online doc at the same time. Eating halfway, i suddenly felt weird sensation on my arms and a bit on my mouth area, i turn to look at my food. To my horror, lots of small ants are on my hand, sushi box and the table. They were like SHINOBI (ooo naruto eh, cfm is kakashi, if naruto, bokoleng i never notice), appearing out of no where.

[Some brief backgrd, as i said there were 2 diff kind of gang, one of them is the typical outdoor ant tat run fast fast, body length of abt 2mm perhaps, black and fast, i call them orh, fast and furious (aka OFF) and the second type is tose brownish small small one, climb like turtle, but managed to ninja me today, i call them Search, Hunt, Identify and Take back to nest gang, (aka SHIT)]

back to the incident, this SHIT gang of kou hia (hokkien for ants) make me have the last straw, i go into a cruel bloodlusted frenzy of ant killing almost rivalling my recent roaches extermination exercise. I burn, crush, drowned, decapitated more than a hundred of them, still i am feeling enraged. I realise i am quite powerless to stop them as i believe the s2pid queen gives birth to more ants than i can crushed. So, being a bit more in control, i surf arnd the net and realise perhaps i shd buy bait and ASSASSINATE THE QUEEN by using POISON!! (gee, sounds so much like those fantasy games) problem is, where do i get those, think i will be going to look for them tmr or the day after tmr...

base on my reading, i realise that ants need no migrate to ur hse because it's dirty or wat, they seems to do it in a rdm fashion and if they is food and moisture to be forage, salvage and gathered, they will come consistently. For my case, i think the SHIT clan have aredi reach the pinnacle of their craft. I really hope that the SHIT clan is not the infamouse Odourous House Ants found a lot in N. America, esp Kentucky. If it is den i am in deep shit.... yeah. deep shit due to SHIT clan... pwee.... anyway, i will not be the nice guy i was and let them have wat they wan.. to date, they have aredi caused me to dump alot of my food, including bread....YES BREAD!!! which they swarm it even before i have open the package... lots more stuff i have to dump b4 i eat due to these SHIT clan warriors and workers... and oh ya, the SHIT clan loves to give me the occasional bites.. juz to inform me tat i shd kill them... pwee..

from now on, I SHALL TERMINATE, ERADICATE, DEVASTATED, DESTROY, DECAPITATE, DROWN, BURN, STAKE (if possible), CRUSH, TWIST, POISON, and anyway possible to UTTERLY BANISH THEM FROM MY HOME!!! so sayeth limpeh.. nabeh...!!!!